IMAGINE the reaction of tourists who might have picked up the leaflet (illustrated left) somewhere down south and decided to book a winter break.
They arrive by train at Oxenholme in the evening when it is dark, have nice meal then go to bed.
Next morning they throw back the curtains to admire the view and: "Where have the fells gone?"
I don't think I would be too pleased at this photographic work of fiction which, at a guess, appears to transport Oxenholme to the North West side of the Lake District.
Illustrated (right) is a photograph showing the pub as it really is.
HONOURED
CONGRATULATIONS to Coun Elizabeth Braithwaite on being awarded an MBE in the New Year Honours list.
Yet I can't help wondering if, in her case, it actually represents advance-ment up the social scale or not as for many years I have heard other councillors quietly referring to her as Lady Grasmere'.
GRAVE CONCERNS
"I DON'T know if one is allowed to make light of a grave' situation but I was certainly intrigued by a couple of points under the heading Burial costs set to rise," writes Michael McGill, of Windermere.
"Firstly, a charge is quoted for half a grave space. Is this a reflection on some macabre circumstances or is the applicant in half a mind as to whether to be totally committed?
"Secondly, it appears one has the option to cancel a funeral. Does this reflect on a doctor's professional prognosis or is a miracle cure for mortality expected to be found in the near future?
"Finally, there is even a charge for a full grave space' hardly value for money if the grave is so full that one gets laid on the grass above. The latter option may, however, bring back fond memories to some members of the community."
January 9, 2003 15:00
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