Hey kids: Do you like swearing, offensive lyrics and the fastest, dumbest one note music known to man. Then the next time you're doing doughnuts in your XR3i down the local B&Q on a Saturday night 'Clubland X-treme' could be the perfect soundtrack.
Clubland X-treme is a hard trance compilation featuring tracks by artists such as the Porn Kings, the Dickheads, the Head Hornys and the immortal Scooter (or 'Scooooooooootaaaaaah' as their MC prefers to call them). It also features a cover version of D12's 'Purple Pill's' subtley retitled 'E', complete with Bontempi keyboard stabs.
Artimesia's 'Bits and Pieces' and BK's 'Revolution' raise the standards a little but basically this album , which peaks with comedy trance versions of Careless Whisper' and Save a Prayer', is seriously scraping the barrel. Unspeakably awful.
May 1, 2003 12:30
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