YOUR definitive guide to all that's happening in Lancaster and Morecambe in the next seven days.

Wednesday LIVE Blues, the Ye Olde John O'Gaunt, Market Street, Lancaster; Size Matters exhibition, the Peter Scott Gallery, Lancaster (until November 25); Heysham High School Evening of Theatre, the Grand Theatre, Lancaster, 7.30pm; Under Milk Wood, the Dukes Theatre, Moor Lane, Lancaster (until Saturday); Urban Chic, Toast nightclub, Lancaster; Karaoke night, Chicago Rock Caf, Lancaster; DJ Freear, the Revolution, Lancaster; Juicy (lesbian, gay and bisexual club), the Sugarhouse, Lancaster; Morecambe Salsa, upstairs at the The Kings Arms, Morecambe; Karaoke at Fred's On The Ball, Marine Rd, Morecambe; Cooking with Jazz, Sun Street Caf, Lancaster; Big Pussy's Party. Varsity, Lancaster' Gotcha Nuts?' Martins SU Students and guests party night, Liquid, Lancaster; Harry Goodwin and Dorothy Fisher exhibition, the City Museum, Lancaster (until December 23); Literature from Around the World - Literacy for all, 7.00pm The Dukes. A joint presentation from Lancaster African & Asian Community Network; The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster. 5.30pm: All Quiet on the Western Front (PG), Pusher Two: With Blood on my Hands (18); George Coupe Photographs, the Dukes Gallery. Until October 28.

THURSDAY BRING Me Sunshine, a celebration of Morecambe and Wise, the Platform, Morecambe 8pm. £10/£8; Quiz Night, the Morecambe Hotel, Quiz Night, the Owl's Nest, Bare; Pop quiz, Farmhouse Tavern, Morecambe Road, Lancaster; live jazz with the New Riverside Jazz Band AT THE Wagon and Horses, St George's Quay, Lancaster; Funky, Liquid, Lancaster; 80s night, Toast, Lancaster; Rock night, the Crypt, Lancaster; Karaoke, the Dolly Blue, West Road, Lancaster; Live music, the Sun Street Caf, Lancaster; Quiz, the Golden Ball, Snatchems; Out on the Floor, Toast, Lancaster; Love Deluxe, the Lounge, Lancaster; Folk Session, the Gregson Centre, Lancaster; Cam's Open mic, Korners Bar, the Farmer's Arms, Lancaster; Old Time and Modern Sequence dancing, 2pm-4pm, the Platform, More-cambe; Cologne New Philharmonic, 7.30pm St Peter's Cathedral, Balmoral Rd, Lancaster. Mozart Requiem, Symphony No 40 in G Minor, Concerto for Bassoon and Orchestra in b flat major; Lancaster International Concert Series: Chethams Symphony Orchestra. 7.30pm The Great Hall, Lancaster University. Garry Walker Conductor; Chi Yan Wong - Piano. Elgar Cockaigne Overture; Prokofiev Piano Concerto No.1; Brahms Symphony No. 4. Tickets: £17.00, £14.00, £11.00; Ricochet Dance present: Man & Woman. 8pm Nuffield Theatre, Lancaster University.£8; LULUMDS present Micky Kemp Band, 8.30pm Gradbar, Lancaster University. Free; Janis Haves, Ye Olde John O'Gaunt, Market Street, Lancaster, 8.30pm; The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster. 6.15pm: Pusher Two: With Blood on my Hands (18), 8.30pm: Crash (15) FRIDAY TRAFALGAR Night Special, Nautical but Nice, Dinner Dance, the Ashton Hall, Lancaster Town Hall, 6.30pm to midnight. Hornpipes, navy grog and dancing to the Free Reed Band. Tickets £20 with all proceeds to the RNLI and the Sea Cadets; Simon Munnery Buckethead, the Platform, Morecambe, 8pm. £12/£10; Dance to the Rhythms, the Friends Meeting House, Meeting House Lane, Lancaster; DJ at Fibber McGee's, Lancaster; House anthems, Toast, Lancaster; Live music at the Bobbin, Lancaster; Karaoke on the Quay, the Wagon and Horses, St George's Quay; Music and Cabaret, Kampus, China Street, Lancaster; Retro disco, Paddy Mulligans, Lancaster; Hydra lite, the Morecambe Hotel; Shockwave, Liquid, Lancaster; Soul Heads, Toast, Lancaster; Forced Enhancement, Exquisit Pain, The Nuffield Theatre, 8pm; The Spotlight Club, the Yorkshire House, Lancaster; Real Music Disco, the Gregson Centre, Moor Lane, Lancaster; The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster. 6pm: Crash (15). 8.30pm: The Sun (PG).

SATURDAY LANCASTER City v Moor Green, the Giant Axe, Lancaster, 3pm; Vale of Lune v Liverpool St Helens, Powder House Lane, 3pm; The Trachtenburg Family Slide Show Players, The Platform, Morecambe, 8pm £10/£8; Disco night, Brooks, Dalton Square, Lancaster; Karaoke, the Palatine, Morecambe; Cooking with Jazz, the Sun Street Caf, Lancaster; Unwind, the Lounge, Lancaster; Music and cabaret, Kampus, China Street; Forced Enhancement, Exquisit Pain, The Nuffield Theatre, 8pm; Morecambe Winter Gardens, Marine Road Central. Open from noon until 4pm; The Dark Place 9.30pm to 2am, Hamlets, Lancaster Leisure Park; Royale Saturday, Toast, Lancaster; Live music, the Golden Lion, Moor Lane, Lancaster; Disco night, the Britannia, Lancaster; FWA Wrestling, the Dome, Morecambe, 7.30pm; The Irie, Ma Murphy's, Morecambe; A Date With Thora guided walk in Morecambe, the Arndale Centre. 11.30am; LUMLUMS present Stoney, Pendle Bar, Lancaster University, 8pm; Apple Day Cider Night. Apple and cider festival, tasting, juicing talks, crafts, games. Evening Ceilidh with Calvadossers; The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster. 6pm: The Sun (PG), 8.30pm: Crash (15).

SUNDAY THE Happy Gang Highland Fling, the Platform, Morecambe, 2pm. £6 adults, £5 children; Dave Fulton and Jason Rouse, the Platform, Morecambe, 7.30pm. £12/£10; Jazz, Dogs and Sausages live New Orleans Jazz with the Sun Street Stompers, the Ye Olde John O'Gaunt, Market Street, Lancaster; Lush, Toast, Lancaster; pop quiz, the Hest Bank Hotel; Jam Session, the Morecambe Hotel, Lord Street, Morecambe; Morecambe Winter Gardens, Marine Road Central. Open from noon until 4pm; Wendy Lee, the Duke of Lancaster, China Street; Lancaster and Morecambe District Singles Fellowship 7.30pm Function Room, Tivoli Bar, Morecambe; Quiz Night, the Merchants, Lancaster; Eric Morecambe guided walk, 2pm from the Eric Morecambe Statue, Morecambe Promenade. £2; Tim Etchells new solo, the Nuffield Theatre, Lancaster, 8pm; Disco, Fibber McGee's, Lancaster; The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster. 6pm: The Sun (PG), 8.30pm: The Descent (18).

MONDAY CARNAGE, the Crypt, Lancaster; Open Mic night, the Lounge, Lancaster; Open mic night, the Royal Hotel, Morecambe; Lost, Toast, Lancaster; Use your nuts, Liquid, North Road, Lancaster; Jazz with Bob Moffat and Friends, the Ye Olde John O'Gaunt; Folk Session, the Smuggler's Den, Morecambe; Old Time afternoon, the Pier Hotel, Morecambe; The Great Lake Swimmers and the Superkings, the Yorkshire House, Lancaster.

TUESDAY JO Jingles, music for pre-school children. 9.30am; Judy and the Blues Dukes, the Ye Olde John O'Gaunt, Lancaster; Quiz, the Bobbin, Lancaster; Liquid Friends, Liquid, Lancaster; Indie night, the Crypt, Market Street, Lancaster; Folk session, the Gregson Centre, Moor Lane, Lancaster; Karaoke, Fibber McGee's Lancaster;